Cringe-Worthy Headlines That Were Somehow Published

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Meeeeesh
Oct 29, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

These headlines aren't quite at Florida Man levels of insane, but they certainly are up there. We just want to know who allowed these things to be put into print. Either these publications have incredibly negligent editors, or the writers were just having a little fun trolling the masses - or perhaps both.

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    Text - THE ES I REGION Homicide victims rarely talk to police EY A
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    Newspaper - Exclusive To All Newspapers DIANA WAS STILL ALIVE HOURS BEFORE SHE DIED A SERIES of previously un- seen CCTV images have revealed that Diana was alive and well before she was tragically killed in Paris, ten years ago. INSIDE Do you think Diana is dead? Or have you seen her in Morocco? Call now: 0900 000 0000. If not, call: 0900 000 0000. Calls cost (cont. p.94)
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    Text - Marijuana issue sent to a joint committee The Toronto Star 06/14/96
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    Font - Wednesday 3 May 2006 8 Observer A nuclear explosion would be a disaster W A CHERNOBYL-style explosion at Oldbury nuclear by Lucy Parkinson
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    Text - Gov. says new Bay Bridge won't open until it's ready BERKELEY (AP)-Gov. Jerry ited students for helping in the Brown said Monday he was "dig- passage of Proposition 30. ging deeply into" the questions surrounding the safety of the Brown said. new San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge, and said he could not Brown and wearing a ceremonial commit to a scheduled Labor Day cap and gown, the governor quoted opening for the new span. "I take it very seríously and science professor, and talked about t
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    Text - MONDAY, APRIL27,2009 World Bank says poor need more money Rich nations called to task for crisis By DEB RIECHMANN THE ASSOCIATED PESS lmits for 78 of the poorest coun tries in an efort to meet the needs of developing nations harmed by WASHINGTON-The World the downurm
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    Poster - F RESCUE (0 RF RESC SURFRESC SUP RESA Coledale's Blake Johnson, pictured with his older sister Tara and mother Judy, is the youngest Surf Life Saving Club Captain in the history of the movement Think of a headline 56 pt bold headline WARREN JONES Blake said something needs to be done to keep people in their late teens at the club "I want to try and get youth and the nippers more active in the club and try and get Coledale back on the map," he said "It's just matter of keeping them when
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    Text - Northfield plans to plan strategic plan Though it will probably take until will include hiring a facilitator, the end of the year to complete, which could be done as early as May The facilitator will work with the Development Director Dan Rogness EDA and community members to said the Economic Development develop a list of important growth in including medical services, Community Northfie1d Authority (EDA) is satisfied with its areas progress toward creating a strategic food processing and
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    Text - E SACRAMENTO 011 sacbee.com SACRAMENTO Homeless survive winter: Now what? ON FACEBOOK Mayor Kevin Johnson tells The Bee he is committed to establishing a SafeGround community. But City Council members remain wary of advocating for a project that likely would draw the ire of their constituents if it landed in their districts. Do you blame the NIMBY attitude? What if the location was near your home? Join the discussion on The Bee's Facebook page. Click the DISCUSSIONS link in the upper left
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    Font - WORLD IN BRIEF Greenland meteorite may be from space COPENHAGEN A meteorite which crashed intot Greenland last December may have come from outside our solar system.
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    Text - Bridges help people cross rivers y MICHELLE DuEN To Do: r D Ope eit
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    Text - Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs bugs Anthracnose continues to c velop on many green ash, oak a maple trees. Small spots ar By Wayne Hansen Redwood Co. Extension Educator "I've got these bugs that look like ants with wings flying blotches are the typical sympto around my house. What are they and how do I get rid of them?" and are often accompanied defoliation. NOTE: Do not co
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    Text - Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says Y DAVID KAVETS SAN FRANCICO
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    Text - Page 48 SPL LATES Clydesdale Bank PHEMITS Fhgfhdf dfdffgfg fgfgfg fgfgfg By Scott McDermott UNDER-PRESSSURE Hibs boss Pat Fenlon believes Leigh Griffiths is being victimised by SPL refs after the striker was denied a penalty in their defeat to St Mirren The 1-0 loss in Paisley dragged the Hibees back into the relegation mire and they're just three points clear of Dunformlino at the bottom with three games to play Fenlon was pleased with his side's display and insists Griffiths should have
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    Text - Rooms with broken air conditioners are hot By H N Mmax TmS When teacher Shella Murphy opesed the door to her dnsroom Mondaymera gat Brace Drysdae Eenctary Scheel the blast of hot air inside fet Ske a oven ine these with non-air condtie twas 94 degree Morphy ieaches a secoataioed dass og unas in al dlassrccms, bot toe al of room for eencooly handicapped chil te These le eors dot afapt well to chunge or doractioes So aber godng lew misstes in the beary, they were returnod to the claecen whe
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    Text - The Back Page State population to double by 2040; babies to blame TOM PHILP Clatchy News Service SACRAMENTO- In their first tempt at projecting California opulation in the year 2040, offi- Enls Tuesday unveiled a future ate with twice as many people Area Counties Northern San Joaquin Valley counties with their 1990 Sopulations aprPINemecom
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    Text - Most Earthquake Damage is Caused by Shaking The intensity of shaking that a building or structure will experience during an earthquake is highly variable, but generally depends on three main factors:
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    Text - Barbershop singers bring joy to school for deaf
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    Text - Death may ease tension PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (UPI) - Diplomats say the death of Col. Jean-Claude Paul, a suspected drug trafficker who died after eating what police believe was poisoned pumpkin soup, may help ease tensions between the United States and Haiti
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